Steamy Window Sequence

Alright. This is too fantastic to not blog.

Yesterday, the MBB guard spotted a pickup truck parked at the grassy area behind the building. No one seemed to be inside, but the vehicle was rocking. She proceeded to inspect what was going on and peeped in. What she found was a teenage boy and girl, both totally naked, having sex on the backseat.

The windows were not tinted. It was 11:55AM.

Nakakatawa, na nakakaawa rin. It was probably just two kids who didn't know what to do with raging hormones and their, umm, physiological effects. But still: The windows were not tinted. It was 11:55AM. Haay. The couple was escorted to the UP Diliman Police, who interrogated them. The boy, it turned out, is an 18 year-old DLSU student; the girl is a minor. How did they end up in UP? I don't know. The back of the MBB building isn't even romantic: just grass and parked jeepneys in the distance and the occasional goat grazing.

Really, for a building teeming with geeks, Albert Hall plays witness to the juiciest events. The juiciest, I tell you. One good thing that came out of this was we ended up gossiping for a good twenty minutes in my Master's class. The professor was only too happy to oblige. She had access to full details: the parking space occupied by the pickup truck was hers. Hahahaha.

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I started working at MSI exactly two years ago today. Happy anniversary, K-Ann! I'm rubbing ashes on my head as I type this.